Cult Cinema Catacombs: These Films Exist!

The Pirate Movie

WE'RE BACK AND NOW IN STEREO! OOOOH we feel so in with it like the advent of dolby stereo in your local mall's movie theater! Which is where one could have seen The Pirate Movie back in 1983, but chose not to. Since then, it is a huge cult classic. How did we like it? Let's find out. 

Fear No Evil

In 1980, an Easter set horror film about the second coming of Satan on Earth came...and went. This is a deep cut dive brought to us by one of our spouses. 

Otaku Vampires

Our motto is "These Films exist!", and boy howdy does this film exist. 

Twilight: New Moon

We discuss Twilight New Moon...and Olivia Hussey's boobs. 

The Disco Godfather

For Black History Month, we shine a light on Rudy Ray Moore and have an absolute hell of a time doing so. 

Twilight

It happened: hell froze over. After years of saying they will never watch a single film in the franchise, Roy has begun their Twilight Saga journey. Hear the results.

The Zubensteins (2024 In Review)

We look back at 2024, and also create an accidental drinking game for every time Courtney's system crashes 

The Oogieloves In The Great Balloon Adventure

This is it. This is one for the ages. An episode that will forever be a new benchmark in not only how low we can go for a shitty film, but also at how hard we derail and go absolutely unhinged.