The Twelve Tasks of Asterix

July 17th, 2020

Rediscover The Magic's Rick Gutierrez rejoins us as he has us watch one of the most palate cleansing films we have ever seen.


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June 15th, 2020

We have returned!

And with us is special guest star Rick Gutierrez of Rediscovering the Magic (and also the man who created United States of Geekdom, the show where Roy and Andy met) as we discuss the ultimate Arnold Schwarzenegger film that many seem to have forgotten: COMMANDO! Plus, we let Rick decide our next film for us. 

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Black Lives Matter

June 2nd, 2020

We do not try to get political here on our show. That said, with recent events, we just cannot with a good conscience stand by without saying anything. So here it goes:

1) Racism, Bigotry, Sexism, Transphobia, and Homophobia should never at any time be embraced as an American value. However, as each day passes, the powers that be are doing what they can to do so. This honestly is disgusting, and un-American. Anyone who honestly feels differently gets no respect or even acknowledgement from us here at Cult Cinema Catacombs. 

2) The African American community has every right to riot and protest the way they are right now. For CENTURIES, they have been treated like shit by others in the world. Especially here in America. Enough is enough of this garbage. 

3) The police officers who continue to not only act out in racist bigoted and homophobic behaviors, but also find ways to instigate such behaviors, need to removed from their jobs and replaced with peace keepers who also have compassion for others. Period.

4) It is seriously time to stop putting people into power in this country whose ideals and goals are a detriment to the livelihood for others and also bastardizes the ideals in both The Constitution and Declaration of Independence to fit into their own sick and twisted fucked up agendas. 

5) We stand with the protestors. Make your voices heard. If they try to silence you, get much louder. If you get arrested for standing for what is right, fight back in the courts. 

and finally, please vote in November. Vote for change. A change we were promised in 2008, but was killed in 2016.


Thank you




June 1st, 2020

Here gang: if case you have not heard, we now have a Patreon account!


We have lots of exclusives for our Patreon subscribers planned. Currently we have a few videos available plus a contest coming up on June 7th for a copy of the Jacob's Ladder soundtrack on vinyl. We also have special Patreon only episodes like Roy watching Hudson Hawk for the first time ever and more.


To join in the fun, go here: Patreon Link


Homos On Horror: Friday the 13th parts 1 and 2

April 27th, 2020

We begin our second season of Homos on Horror by celebrating the 40th anniversary of the birth of one of our favorite horror franchises: FRIDAY THE 13TH! We start our tribute by revisiting the one that started it all the mother of all slasher sequels. Plus we dive into fan theories, possible ideas that were created for the canceled 13th film, and also discuss why we feel calling Friday the 13th a Halloween rip off is unfair. 

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Homos On Horror: A Tale of two Tammies

March 29th, 2020

We stay in the 90's on this episode by viewing two films that have lead characters named Tammy: LEPRECHAUN 3 and TAMMY AND THE T-REX 

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Ninja III: The Domination

March 15th, 2020

Grab a can of V8, head to the Body Shop, and get ready for some evil ninja possession as we look at one of the quintessential Cannon Films/Golan-Globus films ever made. 

Combining chop suey cinema with The Exorcist, Flashdance, Perfect and Poltergeist comes this ultimate WTF omelet of cheesy 80's cinema. 

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Homos On Horror: the 90’s

March 6th, 2020

In this extra long extra special episode we go extra on our favorite horror film of the 90s'

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Bad Ben

February 23rd, 2020

There are hidden gems lost in the world that need to be found, and Mr Andrew Farmer has found one for us in the form of Amazon Prime's BAD BEN, one of the most hilariously fun experiences we have had on this show since KISS Meets The Phantom Of The Park. 

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Herbie Goes Bananas

February 7th, 2020

If you ever wondered why the era of Walt Disney Pictures that goes from when Walt Disney died to The Little Mermaid being released is referred to as "Disney's Dark Ages", this film is a prime example why. The 4th film in this hit franchise turns 40 years old this year, and it is noted for being the film that killed the franchise until Lindsey "Yeah, I'll Snort It" Lohan brought it briefly back to life. Listen as Roy and Andy struggle to find anything redeemable in a film filled with dated ethnic stereotypes, a hispanic kid locked in a cage, a horny Cloris Leechman Disney raping Harvey Corman, and Banana Bukkake. Yup...this is something, alright. 

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Homos On Horror: 2018-2019 aka Longest episode ever

January 24th, 2020

As we discuss our picks for our favorite horror films of both 2018 and 2019, we also discuss how The Academy Awards are notorious for ignoring horror, and also get off topic many times. Then, we announce the subject of our next episode. 

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January 16th, 2020

There is absolutely nothing in this world that can prepare you for the all star cast Otto Preminger film known as Skidoo. His take on both counter culture lifestyles and mob dramas, this film features one of the biggest all star casts ever assembled and had them all take LSD....seriously. They were all required to do LSD either before or during the shoot (even Groucho Marx). Nowhere else will you see a film where Carol Channing seduces Frankie Avalon then show us her nipples, nor see Oscar Winner Burgess Meredith vogue with Peter Lawford and Frank Gorshin. It's one of the most WTF films we have ever covered, and I don't think Mr. Farmer is going to recover from it. 

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Homos On Horror” 2016-2017

January 1st, 2020

The Homo whores of horror Mike and Roy are back as we look at our top five favorite horror films of 2016 and 2017 

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Movie 21: They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?

December 23rd, 2019

Looking for the feel good movie of the Holiday season for the family? Well, this film is not it. However, what this film is actually is a 50 year old Golden Globe and Academy Award winning classic that has gone criminally forgotten over the years. Starring Jane Fonda, this film looks at the ugly reality that were the Great Depression Dance Marathons. Andrew and Roy watch the film and discover that this film's subject matter is still relevant more than ever in today's society. 

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Homos on Horror episode 3

December 22nd, 2019

On this episode, we look at out choices for the years 2014 and 2015, plus hear some viewer feedback. 

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