Cult Cinema Catacombs: These Films Exist!

Fear No Evil

In 1980, an Easter set horror film about the second coming of Satan on Earth came...and went. This is a deep cut dive brought to us by one of our spouses. 

Otaku Vampires

Our motto is "These Films exist!", and boy howdy does this film exist. 

Twilight: New Moon

We discuss Twilight New Moon...and Olivia Hussey's boobs. 

The Disco Godfather

For Black History Month, we shine a light on Rudy Ray Moore and have an absolute hell of a time doing so. 

Twilight

It happened: hell froze over. After years of saying they will never watch a single film in the franchise, Roy has begun their Twilight Saga journey. Hear the results.

The Zubensteins (2024 In Review)

We look back at 2024, and also create an accidental drinking game for every time Courtney's system crashes 

The Oogieloves In The Great Balloon Adventure

This is it. This is one for the ages. An episode that will forever be a new benchmark in not only how low we can go for a shitty film, but also at how hard we derail and go absolutely unhinged.

The Demons of Ludlow

Grab some friends and get drunk and/or high then watch this film about evil pilgrim ghosts living in a piano. 

A Show Update

Hey Gang, this is a very important announcement about our show. 

Bucky Lar...nevermind it's Gotti

We WERE going to watch Bucky Larson Born To Be A Super Star but the internet said no, so we watched this boring ass POS instead 

Happy Holidays 2024

A special double length holiday episode where we look at what started as two but became three things and we just totally derailed. 

A Karate Christmas Miracle

Karate.

Christmas.

The Aurora Colorado Theater Shooting of 2013. 

Eric Roberts.

We dive into the warped fucked up world of Ken Del Vecchio and things will never be the same. 

Ernest Saves Christmas

This holiday season is destined to be an unforgettable one, but for not the reasons one expects. So let's have a moment of joy with the fun silliness that is this film.

Sinbad and The Eye Of The Tiger

Demons from hell. Chess playing baboons. Jacked up saber tooth tigers. Questionable troglodytes. Rocky III. And a bird foot.

 

All this and more awaits you in this supposedly G rated film that would most easily be PG or PG-13 today. 

The Lat Unicorn

We continue G rated month my moving away from the stench that was Doogle and going with a film that is way too deep for a kid's film.